Tastes so good.
My neck is huge.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 12:49 PM
Mastering a Monster(in my basement) with my favorite pass out medicine.
Monster working out while I am in heavy G sleep(in my basement of course)
Tempts master bobybuilder just waking up from too much G in the Emergency Room. Notice his monster of the night came to the hospital for true afterhours mastering. On the right we have a true master who had too much salty water and is enjoying some needed G sleep. Expect him to be up and running in 3 hours acting like he slept for 12.
Old school Tempts rolled up sleeves master in the hospital from too much G. Here he is posting on NJGuido.
King of: carried out, mirror flexing, my own testosterone induced, built to the max, 100% of my free time devoted to the gym, get really pissed when I miss a day at World Gym in Paramus Guido muscles, twitching my delts inside a club to intimidate other juiceheads, picking up young naive guidettes at horrendous shore clubs, 45 to 90 degree flexing while holding a cup filled with OJ and salt water tasting G, pomade(made by Crew) stuffed in a business card in my pocket(just in case my guido master hair gets messed up because of some horny guidette touching it for the fifth time in 2 minutes), 5 X a week tanning, sculpting my pecs, and mastering cell phone capacity.
Some good G names:
GHB, G, Jib, Scoop, Liquid E, Liquid X, Woman?s Viagra, Grievous Bodily Harm, Easy Lay, Gamma 10, Salty Water, GH Buddy, Aminos, Blue Nitro, Blue Thunder, Thunder Nectar, Renewtrient, Revivarant, Remforce, Firewater, Invigorate, Sodium Oxybate, Fantasy & One4B, Gina, Swirl, Tranquili G, Midnight Blue, Verve, Rejoov, Somax, SomatoPro, Flower Power, Puritech, Alcover, G-riffick, Eclipse, GHGold, Soap, Vita G, Dormir, Enliven, FX, Serenity, Inner G, Zen, White Magic Cleaner, Weight Belt Cleaner, Ink Jet Cartridge Cleaner, Plant Food, Fingernail Polish Remover, Paint Stripper.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 01:08 PM
how bout you share-a-scoop?
My peaks are like Everest and K2...
My peaks are like Everest and K2...
I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model
Happy BDY to a True Icon
You are the MJ of this board
You changed the way people posted, U influenced more posters then any other
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You broke the sterotype for a poster on a club board
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May u stay on top for another 50 years
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 01:56 PM
Vito's week 2 mix is incredible.
Put me on my ass before. My boss almost came in while I was having a G seizure.
Close one.
Put me on my ass before. My boss almost came in while I was having a G seizure.
Close one.
Mastering a Monster(in my basement) with my favorite pass out medicine.
Monster working out while I am in heavy G sleep(in my basement of course)
Tempts master bobybuilder just waking up from too much G in the Emergency Room. Notice his monster of the night came to the hospital for true afterhours mastering. On the right we have a true master who had too much salty water and is enjoying some needed G sleep. Expect him to be up and running in 3 hours acting like he slept for 12.
Old school Tempts rolled up sleeves master in the hospital from too much G. Here he is posting on NJGuido.
King of: carried out, mirror flexing, my own testosterone induced, built to the max, 100% of my free time devoted to the gym, get really pissed when I miss a day at World Gym in Paramus Guido muscles, twitching my delts inside a club to intimidate other juiceheads, picking up young naive guidettes at horrendous shore clubs, 45 to 90 degree flexing while holding a cup filled with OJ and salt water tasting G, pomade(made by Crew) stuffed in a business card in my pocket(just in case my guido master hair gets messed up because of some horny guidette touching it for the fifth time in 2 minutes), 5 X a week tanning, sculpting my pecs, and mastering cell phone capacity.
Some good G names:
GHB, G, Jib, Scoop, Liquid E, Liquid X, Woman?s Viagra, Grievous Bodily Harm, Easy Lay, Gamma 10, Salty Water, GH Buddy, Aminos, Blue Nitro, Blue Thunder, Thunder Nectar, Renewtrient, Revivarant, Remforce, Firewater, Invigorate, Sodium Oxybate, Fantasy & One4B, Gina, Swirl, Tranquili G, Midnight Blue, Verve, Rejoov, Somax, SomatoPro, Flower Power, Puritech, Alcover, G-riffick, Eclipse, GHGold, Soap, Vita G, Dormir, Enliven, FX, Serenity, Inner G, Zen, White Magic Cleaner, Weight Belt Cleaner, Ink Jet Cartridge Cleaner, Plant Food, Fingernail Polish Remover, Paint Stripper.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:00 PM
GH-
We should sell Vito's mix on the black market. I have connections, let me know. We could make a fortune. GH-GG Inc. Think about it.
-GG
We should sell Vito's mix on the black market. I have connections, let me know. We could make a fortune. GH-GG Inc. Think about it.
-GG
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:13 PM
RRR and the biker crew will be able to run a distribution network the metro area has never seen. All deliveries via bike within an hour from Tempts, Metro, or Joey's.
Talk to Vito and see if he can handle the output.
My caps runneth over with the finest G.
Talk to Vito and see if he can handle the output.
My caps runneth over with the finest G.
I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model
Happy BDY to a True Icon
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We are all forever greatful to have posted with u
May u stay on top for another 50 years
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:18 PM
RRR-
Good thinking. We can be in the fortune 500 by this time next year if GHKing agrees to this. It can be GHRRRGG Industries, or GG for short. Ill start working on the businesscards.
-GG
Good thinking. We can be in the fortune 500 by this time next year if GHKing agrees to this. It can be GHRRRGG Industries, or GG for short. Ill start working on the businesscards.
-GG
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:21 PM
Im very tempted to try some of Vito's mix....
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:26 PM
Are you a monstrous guidette that likes to chew gum?Im very tempted to try some of Vito's mix....
I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model
Happy BDY to a True Icon
You are the MJ of this board
You changed the way people posted, U influenced more posters then any other
you paved the way for all of us
You broke the sterotype for a poster on a club board
We are all forever greatful to have posted with u
May u stay on top for another 50 years
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:28 PM
ah, how did u know?????Are you a monstrous guidette that likes to chew gum?Im very tempted to try some of Vito's mix....
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:29 PM
RRR-Are you a monstrous guidette that likes to chew gum?Im very tempted to try some of Vito's mix....
We havent got word from GHKing if he is ready to distrubute Vito's mix. I have the packaging ideas and business cards all ready to get sent to the printer. As soon as we get his ok, we will let this guidette monster be our first customer. I am wearing a black shirt.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:35 PM
She sounds like a keeper GG, RRR thinks Ghking may be on his Nextel (the expensive color screen one) with Vito right now.
RRR was gonna cruise by and get some roasted pepper and fresh mozz sandwiches from Bianco Mano's in Hoboken before we do some scoops and roll into Djais tonight. You want one GG? Extra peppers and oil as usual?
Guidette monster with fake bombs (they had better be fake or at least stick out like footballs under your shirt) do you want a sandwich?
I'm going sleevless tonight at Djais.
RRR was gonna cruise by and get some roasted pepper and fresh mozz sandwiches from Bianco Mano's in Hoboken before we do some scoops and roll into Djais tonight. You want one GG? Extra peppers and oil as usual?
Guidette monster with fake bombs (they had better be fake or at least stick out like footballs under your shirt) do you want a sandwich?
I'm going sleevless tonight at Djais.
I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model
Happy BDY to a True Icon
You are the MJ of this board
You changed the way people posted, U influenced more posters then any other
you paved the way for all of us
You broke the sterotype for a poster on a club board
We are all forever greatful to have posted with u
May u stay on top for another 50 years
Sucking at the internet since Jan. 21st, 2003
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:40 PM
RRR-
I just did 20 pushups with a guidette monster on my back while eating a Fresh mozzarella and roasted pepper sandwhich, hold the oil, from Ill Giardinello's. I am so sexy right now, i need two scoops. of Raisin bran. As soon as GHKing gets off his Nextel (expensive color screen of course) we can work on Operation:Vito. I just did another scoop. I am wearing my spiderman underroos right now. I am going pantless at Djais.
-GG
I just did 20 pushups with a guidette monster on my back while eating a Fresh mozzarella and roasted pepper sandwhich, hold the oil, from Ill Giardinello's. I am so sexy right now, i need two scoops. of Raisin bran. As soon as GHKing gets off his Nextel (expensive color screen of course) we can work on Operation:Vito. I just did another scoop. I am wearing my spiderman underroos right now. I am going pantless at Djais.
-GG
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:51 PM
If u are referring to me, they are NOT fake...sorryShe sounds like a keeper GG, RRR thinks Ghking may be on his Nextel (the expensive color screen one) with Vito right now.
RRR was gonna cruise by and get some roasted pepper and fresh mozz sandwiches from Bianco Mano's in Hoboken before we do some scoops and roll into Djais tonight. You want one GG? Extra peppers and oil as usual?
Guidette monster with fake bombs (they had better be fake or at least stick out like footballs under your shirt) do you want a sandwich?
I'm going sleevless tonight at Djais.
.....but i guess they'll have to do....as for being the 1st customer...i feel so privelaged...i just LOVE being a lab rat.WOuld u boys care to join myself and VITO?? The more the merrier....besides i think i can take all 3 of you at once.....
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 02:56 PM
Another scoop down, my eyes are bleeding now. RRR did so much talkin in the 3rd person, he thinks he is two people now (he is huge enough to be two people, anyway)
Guidette Monster, RRR will throw one on ya
My toes curl up when I masturbate
Guidette Monster, RRR will throw one on ya
My toes curl up when I masturbate
I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model
Happy BDY to a True Icon
You are the MJ of this board
You changed the way people posted, U influenced more posters then any other
you paved the way for all of us
You broke the sterotype for a poster on a club board
We are all forever greatful to have posted with u
May u stay on top for another 50 years
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 03:00 PM
ILUVDrama-
GG doesnt think you could handle the 3 of us, between GH's huge neck, RRR's huge peaks, and my huge calves, it would be impossible. If your bombs are not fake, my uncle carmine can hook you up with a good surgeon, he has all the connections in bensonhurst and redhook, and they will serve you a fresh mozzarella and red pepper sandwhich, extra vinegar, while you get them done. I just took 53 scoops and im awaiting my stretcher ride. Uncle Vito would be proud. Im getting dizzy.
--GG
I am wearing pink bunny slippers now, im dead sexy!
GG doesnt think you could handle the 3 of us, between GH's huge neck, RRR's huge peaks, and my huge calves, it would be impossible. If your bombs are not fake, my uncle carmine can hook you up with a good surgeon, he has all the connections in bensonhurst and redhook, and they will serve you a fresh mozzarella and red pepper sandwhich, extra vinegar, while you get them done. I just took 53 scoops and im awaiting my stretcher ride. Uncle Vito would be proud. Im getting dizzy.
--GG
I am wearing pink bunny slippers now, im dead sexy!
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 03:01 PM
NICE....i'll be waitingAnother scoop down, my eyes are bleeding now. RRR did so much talkin in the 3rd person, he thinks he is two people now (he is huge enough to be two people, anyway)
Guidette Monster, RRR will throw one on ya
My toes curl up when I masturbate
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 03:04 PM
aw man....well maybe i'll just have to take on one of you at a time then....as for the surgeon, please hook me up with the #....cause 36c is def. not big enough if u wanna hang with GHKing and his possee....Just be sure that when u before u come meet me u do LOTS of bicep curls.....oh and i wanna see some ABS....ILUVDrama-
GG doesnt think you could handle the 3 of us, between GH's huge neck, RRR's huge peaks, and my huge calves, it would be impossible. If your bombs are not fake, my uncle carmine can hook you up with a good surgeon, he has all the connections in bensonhurst and redhook, and they will serve you a fresh mozzarella and red pepper sandwhich, extra vinegar, while you get them done. I just took 53 scoops and im awaiting my stretcher ride. Uncle Vito would be proud. Im getting dizzy.
--GG
I am wearing pink bunny slippers now, im dead sexy!
UNTIL THEN................................
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 03:08 PM
Word from VITO:
GG, first one to get carried out tonight gets some of his new stock and his grandma Tina's best Pasta Fagioli.
All bets are on RRR, he is nearing a seizure right now.
I can bench press a Mack truck....twice
GG, first one to get carried out tonight gets some of his new stock and his grandma Tina's best Pasta Fagioli.
All bets are on RRR, he is nearing a seizure right now.
I can bench press a Mack truck....twice
I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model
Happy BDY to a True Icon
You are the MJ of this board
You changed the way people posted, U influenced more posters then any other
you paved the way for all of us
You broke the sterotype for a poster on a club board
We are all forever greatful to have posted with u
May u stay on top for another 50 years
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 03:10 PM
GG and RRR,
ILD is on her way home now to prepare for the evening's festivities.....SHe LOVEs U GUYS....she will show you just how much later!!! Try to contain yourselves....
PS-GHB is soooooooooooo fuckin cool!
ILD is on her way home now to prepare for the evening's festivities.....SHe LOVEs U GUYS....she will show you just how much later!!! Try to contain yourselves....
PS-GHB is soooooooooooo fuckin cool!
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 03:13 PM
RRR-
Just woke up from a near coma, about to do 42 more scoops right now. Grandma just got out of the ghb tub and she is thinking of going to Djais with us. In her sleeveless shirt. She is bouncing around like a madwoman right now because she actually funnelled 29 scoops in my beer bong. ILuvDrama, my guidette monster, I am doing bicep curls with my bathtub right now. And i have crazy ABS, it says so on the side of my IROC-Z. I am wearing a prple tutu with ruffled feathers right now.
-GG
Shit i think grandma just died on me, i will siphon the g from her
Just woke up from a near coma, about to do 42 more scoops right now. Grandma just got out of the ghb tub and she is thinking of going to Djais with us. In her sleeveless shirt. She is bouncing around like a madwoman right now because she actually funnelled 29 scoops in my beer bong. ILuvDrama, my guidette monster, I am doing bicep curls with my bathtub right now. And i have crazy ABS, it says so on the side of my IROC-Z. I am wearing a prple tutu with ruffled feathers right now.
-GG
Shit i think grandma just died on me, i will siphon the g from her
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 03:51 PM
GG,GH-
We should sell Vito's mix on the black market. I have connections, let me know. We could make a fortune. GH-GG Inc. Think about it.
-GG
Great stuff....LOL, you guys will make millions, And before you know it, you will be worldwide...LOL!!
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 03:55 PM
This is gay.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 04:00 PM
RRR-
I just did 20 pushups with a guidette monster on my back while eating a Fresh mozzarella and roasted pepper sandwhich, hold the oil, from Ill Giardinello's. I am so sexy right now, i need two scoops. of Raisin bran. As soon as GHKing gets off his Nextel (expensive color screen of course) we can work on Operation:Vito. I just did another scoop. I am wearing my spiderman underroos right now. I am going pantless at Djais.
-GG
GG-
That is THE FUNNIEST thing you've EVER said in all your years on this board(oh wait, not years, just enough posts for years) hahah j/k.... I salute you!!!!!
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 04:03 PM
Holy Fuck, my chest hurts from laughing.
Spiderman underoos and fuzzy bunny sleepers, hysterical.
Spiderman underoos and fuzzy bunny sleepers, hysterical.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 05:01 PM
THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEW BEST THREAD EVER.....
I'm sooo over guys...
I messed up my signature and now I cant get anything back!!!!!
I messed up my signature and now I cant get anything back!!!!!
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 05:18 PM
To Whom it May Concern at GHRRRGG Industries,
My chemists and I have been with our grandmothers at our bathtubs around the clock. I have equiped my self with large breast implants, many wads of gum, and all the monsterness one irish-guidette can handle. I believe that through all this work I have come up with the perfect mix!!!
I took two scoops of Vito's Sainted Mix, two scoops of Raisins, and two scoops of Corned Beef and Cabbage Twat. After the smoke cleared and I gave grandma her difribuation, I saw my beautiful IHGHRRGG mix and it was wonderful. I just did 47 scoops and my mouth started foaming uncontrollably.
I am now donning my neon green brazilian cut bikini and I have 24 sticks of DoubleMint in my mouth. Please contact me for more information about the merger.
Sincerely Yours,
IH
P.S. I like jumping on trampolines.
My chemists and I have been with our grandmothers at our bathtubs around the clock. I have equiped my self with large breast implants, many wads of gum, and all the monsterness one irish-guidette can handle. I believe that through all this work I have come up with the perfect mix!!!
I took two scoops of Vito's Sainted Mix, two scoops of Raisins, and two scoops of Corned Beef and Cabbage Twat. After the smoke cleared and I gave grandma her difribuation, I saw my beautiful IHGHRRGG mix and it was wonderful. I just did 47 scoops and my mouth started foaming uncontrollably.
I am now donning my neon green brazilian cut bikini and I have 24 sticks of DoubleMint in my mouth. Please contact me for more information about the merger.
Sincerely Yours,
IH
P.S. I like jumping on trampolines.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 08:33 PM
GOD I FUCKIN LOOOOOOOOOVE U!!!!!!!!!RRR-
Just woke up from a near coma, about to do 42 more scoops right now. Grandma just got out of the ghb tub and she is thinking of going to Djais with us. In her sleeveless shirt. She is bouncing around like a madwoman right now because she actually funnelled 29 scoops in my beer bong. ILuvDrama, my guidette monster, I am doing bicep curls with my bathtub right now. And i have crazy ABS, it says so on the side of my IROC-Z. I am wearing a prple tutu with ruffled feathers right now.
-GG
Shit i think grandma just died on me, i will siphon the g from her
:inlove4: Man, the things im gonna do to u later.....
ps-save me 5 caps please....whoops i meant scoops :idiot:
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 08:38 PM
its looking that way....i have never hear such witty things from GG & RRR....I must say i am impressed.......THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEW BEST THREAD EVER.....
Now im just tryin to figure out witch one i want to marry me....
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 09:22 PM
Neither have I girl..and I must say I too am impressed.....its looking that way....i have never hear such witty things from GG & RRR....I must say i am impressed.......THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEW BEST THREAD EVER.....
Now im just tryin to figure out witch one i want to marry me....
Marry them both...or just use them for sex....
I'm sooo over guys...
I messed up my signature and now I cant get anything back!!!!!
I messed up my signature and now I cant get anything back!!!!!
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 09:35 PM
good idea....anything goes right?Neither have I girl..and I must say I too am impressed.....
its looking that way....i have never hear such witty things from GG & RRR....I must say i am impressed.......THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEW BEST THREAD EVER.....
Now im just tryin to figure out witch one i want to marry me....
Marry them both...or just use them for sex....
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
It's OK to kiss a fool, or to let a fool kiss you....but NEVER let a kiss fool you.
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Posted 31 May 2003 - 02:44 AM
you only live once...good idea....anything goes right?
Neither have I girl..and I must say I too am impressed.....
its looking that way....i have never hear such witty things from GG & RRR....I must say i am impressed.......THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEW BEST THREAD EVER.....
Now im just tryin to figure out witch one i want to marry me....
Marry them both...or just use them for sex....
I'm sooo over guys...
I messed up my signature and now I cant get anything back!!!!!
I messed up my signature and now I cant get anything back!!!!!
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Posted 31 May 2003 - 11:35 AM
so this is what you were talking about GG, this is def by far the best thread ever, well 2nd in line to Post War 1.
I am not the DJ
I feel bad for everyone thats not me...
Hottness!!! ->
Your all a bunch of Fucking assholes!!!
you know why??
Cause u dont have the guts to be what u wanna be...
You need people like ME
You need people like ME so u can point your fucking fingers, and say "Thats the bad guy"
So What does that make U??? Good???
Your not good... you just know how to hide...
Me I dont have that problem....
Me I always tell the truth.... even when I lie...
So say goodnight to the bad guy...
Last time your going to see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you...
Now make way for the bad guy....
Jasmine says Nov 3 2004, 10:02 AM
U will always be the king of NJGUIDO girls!
I feel bad for everyone thats not me...
Hottness!!! ->
Your all a bunch of Fucking assholes!!!
you know why??
Cause u dont have the guts to be what u wanna be...
You need people like ME
You need people like ME so u can point your fucking fingers, and say "Thats the bad guy"
So What does that make U??? Good???
Your not good... you just know how to hide...
Me I dont have that problem....
Me I always tell the truth.... even when I lie...
So say goodnight to the bad guy...
Last time your going to see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you...
Now make way for the bad guy....
Jasmine says Nov 3 2004, 10:02 AM
U will always be the king of NJGUIDO girls!
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Posted 31 May 2003 - 06:36 PM
This thread was so long I had to do three caps of Vito's Rained out of the shore mix.
DePalma Bros. and Vito have gotten into a dispute over bathtub profits and usage limits. The case goes into Arbitration next week and we'll know if he stays at DePalma's or goes into business with Vitamia's in Garfield.
I'm going to put my caps and protein bars that Vito stays with DePalma bros.
I just flexed in front of the computer and saw such definition.
GH
DePalma Bros. and Vito have gotten into a dispute over bathtub profits and usage limits. The case goes into Arbitration next week and we'll know if he stays at DePalma's or goes into business with Vitamia's in Garfield.
I'm going to put my caps and protein bars that Vito stays with DePalma bros.
I just flexed in front of the computer and saw such definition.
GH
Mastering a Monster(in my basement) with my favorite pass out medicine.
Monster working out while I am in heavy G sleep(in my basement of course)
Tempts master bobybuilder just waking up from too much G in the Emergency Room. Notice his monster of the night came to the hospital for true afterhours mastering. On the right we have a true master who had too much salty water and is enjoying some needed G sleep. Expect him to be up and running in 3 hours acting like he slept for 12.
Old school Tempts rolled up sleeves master in the hospital from too much G. Here he is posting on NJGuido.
King of: carried out, mirror flexing, my own testosterone induced, built to the max, 100% of my free time devoted to the gym, get really pissed when I miss a day at World Gym in Paramus Guido muscles, twitching my delts inside a club to intimidate other juiceheads, picking up young naive guidettes at horrendous shore clubs, 45 to 90 degree flexing while holding a cup filled with OJ and salt water tasting G, pomade(made by Crew) stuffed in a business card in my pocket(just in case my guido master hair gets messed up because of some horny guidette touching it for the fifth time in 2 minutes), 5 X a week tanning, sculpting my pecs, and mastering cell phone capacity.
Some good G names:
GHB, G, Jib, Scoop, Liquid E, Liquid X, Woman?s Viagra, Grievous Bodily Harm, Easy Lay, Gamma 10, Salty Water, GH Buddy, Aminos, Blue Nitro, Blue Thunder, Thunder Nectar, Renewtrient, Revivarant, Remforce, Firewater, Invigorate, Sodium Oxybate, Fantasy & One4B, Gina, Swirl, Tranquili G, Midnight Blue, Verve, Rejoov, Somax, SomatoPro, Flower Power, Puritech, Alcover, G-riffick, Eclipse, GHGold, Soap, Vita G, Dormir, Enliven, FX, Serenity, Inner G, Zen, White Magic Cleaner, Weight Belt Cleaner, Ink Jet Cartridge Cleaner, Plant Food, Fingernail Polish Remover, Paint Stripper.
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Posted 02 June 2003 - 08:06 AM
I kept hearing about it all weekend, now I know why...lolTHIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEW BEST THREAD EVER.....
If it means that much, and you can't walk away, it does really matter....
Don't let the hardships of the past destroy the happiness of the future, because the future is still lays ahead
***When your thoughts have been cleansed and corrected We'll celebrate the day When everything that you were is rejected, that's when I'll have my way......Deny me if you think you can, but I always get my man....And before this night is over, I will corrupt you*** The easiest smile in the world, is sometimes the hardest lie to tell....
Attitude is a state of mind--Whatever you do, do it with style
Because I say it's true, only make it matter between me and you....
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Posted 02 June 2003 - 09:35 AM
thats it!...i want in on this.............sounds too good. my traps are gettin all tinggley from all this scoop talk. put me down for a bottle of the infamous Vito mix 
SCOOP ON!
-im neked....under my close :diesel:
SCOOP ON!
-im neked....under my close :diesel:
"The trees will blow
Big cups, Pino Grigio
Take it easy, yo
We belong together, we know that
Now I think that it's about time we show that
Even though every moment won't be a Kodak
Sometimes we argue
I spazz out, grab my bozak
Come back not 'cause I have to, I want to
No, I don't just wanna have you
I want you"
Big cups, Pino Grigio
Take it easy, yo
We belong together, we know that
Now I think that it's about time we show that
Even though every moment won't be a Kodak
Sometimes we argue
I spazz out, grab my bozak
Come back not 'cause I have to, I want to
No, I don't just wanna have you
I want you"
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