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Posted 12 January 2004 - 04:56 PM

Guidokiller just told me that you guys are still a bunch of Douschebeghs. As per usual, he is right.

Anyways, I figured I'd catch up while I was here.

Exit 160- Still an idiot.
IrishHottie- Still not a "hottie"
Spygirl- Still worthless
Moo-Still a homo.
Still the best smilie -:doghearts:

i waited 6 months for this?

seriously there is some stuff you would have a field day with in this forum, and i am petitioning you bring back dear fisty and post it in the jersey forum

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Posted 13 January 2004 - 12:26 PM

Guidokiller just told me that you guys are still a bunch of Douschebeghs. As per usual, he is right.

Anyways, I figured I'd catch up while I was here.

Exit 160- Still an idiot.
IrishHottie- Still not a "hottie"
Spygirl- Still worthless
Moo-Still a homo.
Still the best smilie -:rolleyes:

The new year just got a lot brighter.

#1158 Guido Garducci

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Posted 18 March 2004 - 11:36 PM

STILL THE BEST THREAD EVER...well at least the first few pages of it, READ IT NOW!

#1159 ItaLiaN BeLLa AnToNiA

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Posted 19 March 2004 - 08:41 AM

this is fukin hilarious......

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Posted 19 March 2004 - 11:28 AM

Innappropriate in South Beach

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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"There?s an old saying in Tennessee, I know its in Texas probably Tennessee too, that says ?Fool me Once......shame on......shame on you??......Folmuah can?t get fooled again"- G.W. Bush

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Posted 30 March 2004 - 01:52 PM

Innappropriate in South Beach

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Good to see some things never change, regardless of what faggy town these doueschebagges are in.
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Posted 30 March 2004 - 02:37 PM

Innappropriate in South Beach

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[artie lange voice]

ITS A RETARDED GUIDO CONVENTION!

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Seriously, Ive been drunk before, but its never made my nose out of whack like the guy on the left. And you cant see it in the picture, the guy on the right is just about to say "I AM DOWWY"
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Posted 08 April 2004 - 11:20 AM

Innappropriate in South Beach

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that's dj mike takeover. :ph34r: he does work with anthony acid and ben davila. LOL

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 11:23 AM

boy in white shirt: "do you think they will realize we are lovers since we always have our hands on each other?"

boy in trucker hat: "nah, even though i have arms thinner than most girls, my sunburst tatoo makes me look like a toughguy. and shhhh...only you know what that little piece of hair on my chin is used for."

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 11:24 AM

"maybe if we both stand just next to each other, clasping our own chests instead of each others, no one will figure out what we are going to do when we go home later :ph34r: you just keep those kissy lips on... i prefer the deer caught in headlights look."

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 11:26 AM

"this one might be pushing it a tad...we both have the look o love in our eyes :ph34r: hey kaz, i wore my belt just for you!!"

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 11:28 AM

"ok bro. enough's enough. your kissy lips are a dead giveaway. i need to drag a girl into this to make it less obvious. we will play like she is my girlfriend. and i'll do this with my hand, to make me look like a man's man."

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 11:28 AM

"................. wait a minute.........................
she just blew our cover." :ph34r:

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 12:37 PM

anne, u da best!

:ph34r:

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 01:56 PM

YOU ARE THE BEST!!!! THIS IS TOOO MUCH!!!!! I JUST SPIT MY JUICE OUT ALL OVER THE SCREEN... ;)
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Posted 08 April 2004 - 02:13 PM

the day someone is willing to take 5 pictures for cl**it*p in one nite, is the day their life as they know it is officially over. ;) ;)

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 02:38 PM

the day someone is willing to take 5 pictures for cl**it*p in one nite, is the day their life as they know it is officially over. :P :P

i'm screwed.

sunday at joeys i took like 3.

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 02:52 PM

the day someone is willing to take 5 pictures for cl**it*p in one nite, is the day their life as they know it is officially over.  :P  :P

i'm screwed.

sunday at joeys i took like 3.

:whine1:

it's ok. you missed the cutoff.... for now. :P

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 02:55 PM

"maybe if we both stand just next to each other, clasping our own chests instead of each others, no one will figure out what we are going to do when we go home later :P you just keep those kissy lips on... i prefer the deer caught in headlights look."

wait a sec... i forgot to point out the symbolism on the arm. in the center of the sunburst, it reads, "i may never get the rest of the black filled in because it hurt too bad, and i had to make them stop." :whine1:

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Posted 08 April 2004 - 03:50 PM

center of the sunburst, it reads, "i may never get the rest of the black filled in because it hurt too bad, and i had to make them stop." :whine1:

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DG, these were pretty damn funny.

Is it me, or is this like the Bizarro NJGuido picture? You know what Bizarro people are, right? When someone looks like someone else at first glance, but just a little off?

I know I dont know all you people too well, but

the guy in the back left [red tshirt] is like the bizarro-manny the greek.

the guy in the middle is like the bizarro-fist pump.

and the guy with the horrible tattoo is just bizarre.

#1176 diamondegrl

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Posted 09 April 2004 - 09:13 AM

center of the sunburst, it reads, "i may never get the rest of the black filled in because it hurt too bad, and i had to make them stop."  :whine1:

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DG, these were pretty damn funny.

Is it me, or is this like the Bizarro NJGuido picture? You know what Bizarro people are, right? When someone looks like someone else at first glance, but just a little off?

I know I dont know all you people too well, but

the guy in the back left [red tshirt] is like the bizarro-manny the greek.

the guy in the middle is like the bizarro-fist pump.

and the guy with the horrible tattoo is just bizarre.

:P :lol: :lol:

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Posted 09 April 2004 - 09:46 AM

anne - ur the best :P :lol: :lol:

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Posted 09 April 2004 - 03:26 PM

i have to apologize for making fun of the boy i called "kissy lips". i heard he is a very nice boy. :chug: hahahaha my conscience always gets the best of me. :P

so let's keep the ball busting about trucker hat/vondouchebagbelt boy. :lol:

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Posted 10 April 2004 - 02:11 AM

I thought this post was deleted. Love this.

Edited by Admiral White Jeans, 10 April 2004 - 02:18 AM.


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Posted 11 April 2004 - 12:05 PM

anne - is this the culprit?

:D

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 09:51 AM

no, :lol: but i do see a resemblance. :P

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 09:52 AM

Basic example of the Innappropriate Man-Hug in the back

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:13 AM

I know I dont know all you people too well, but

the guy in the back left [red tshirt] is like the bizarro-manny the greek.

the guy in the middle is like the bizarro-fist pump.

and the guy with the horrible tattoo is just bizarre.

guy on the left is bizarro digga

guy on the right is bizarro testa dura

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 12:10 PM

i have to apologize for making fun of the boy i called "kissy lips". i heard he is a very nice boy. :lol: hahahaha my conscience always gets the best of me. :P

so let's keep the ball busting about trucker hat/vondouchebagbelt boy. :lol:

YES.. my apologies to KISSY LIPS..He is a very nice character...But a word of advice..KEEP THE SHIRT ON TILL SUMMER!! :P


AS FOR THE VONDOUCHE BELT FAG...RUMOR HAS IT HE GOT JUMPED AT SANDBAR!!!!

FUCKEN TOOL...COURAGE IN #'s! :)
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Posted 13 April 2004 - 12:17 PM

i have to apologize for making fun of the boy i called "kissy lips". i heard he is a very nice boy.  :lol: hahahaha my conscience always gets the best of me.  :P

so let's keep the ball busting about trucker hat/vondouchebagbelt boy. :lol:

YES.. my apologies to KISSY LIPS..He is a very nice character...But a word of advice..KEEP THE SHIRT ON TILL SUMMER!! :P


AS FOR THE VONDOUCHE BELT FAG...RUMOR HAS IT HE GOT JUMPED AT SANDBAR!!!!

FUCKEN TOOL...COURAGE IN #'s! :)

i love the bottom of your sig... so true. :P

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 08:37 PM

This is inappropriate, even for you heathens of Planet Houston

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 04:17 PM

ghey

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 09:11 PM

center of the sunburst, it reads, "i may never get the rest of the black filled in because it hurt too bad, and i had to make them stop."  :whine1:

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DG, these were pretty damn funny.

Is it me, or is this like the Bizarro NJGuido picture? You know what Bizarro people are, right? When someone looks like someone else at first glance, but just a little off?

I know I dont know all you people too well, but

the guy in the back left [red tshirt] is like the bizarro-manny the greek.

the guy in the middle is like the bizarro-fist pump.

and the guy with the horrible tattoo is just bizarre.

<_< :sad1: :lol:

I think the guy in the white is working his own nipple

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Posted 03 May 2004 - 11:47 PM

i love this thead

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Posted 04 May 2004 - 08:23 PM

"I was all set to stay in when my boyfriend here said 'dude, you look so hot in your pajamas' that we decided to hit south park in troll for some man stem."

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