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#71 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 02:53 PM

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Someone from the dancefloor has good aim with the money shot on this chick on stage

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 02:57 PM

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Grandpa would be so proud

#73 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 02:58 PM

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I don't know, something about this pic makes me laugh

#74 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 03:01 PM

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And when your done, can you wax the floor in the hallway too?

#75 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 03:13 PM

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Finally! Peace between the bloods and crips. and there's that leg again.

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 03:46 PM

I fucking love this thread! :heres2fu:

#77 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 03:47 PM

me too......i wish guidokiller would come back though..........

#78 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 03:49 PM

go to cl**it*p.c*m and gets some picks to keep this thread going. The metro section has the funniest ones

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 04:03 PM

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I don't know, something about this pic makes me laugh

Is that the leg from A Christmas Story?


:heres2fu: :plzdie: :finger:
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Posted 22 February 2003 - 04:04 PM

Where are all the pictures?!

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#81 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 04:04 PM

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I don't know, something about this pic makes me laugh

Is that the leg from A Christmas Story?


:heres2fu: :plzdie: :finger:

I heard it might be grandsons third leg actually

#82 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 04:06 PM

Where are all the pictures?!

:heres2fu:

Go to cl**it*p.c*m, then to pictures, then to Metro Lounge pics and post away

#83 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 04:13 PM

Posted ImageHere's our friend again. Boy does he get around, they must really like that alabama blacksnake

#84 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 04:14 PM

If he ever sees this site I'm a dead man

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 04:20 PM

damn bro! :heres2fu:

#86 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 06:54 PM

I think the wanna be guidos on cl**it*p.c*m are starting to get pissed. See what you stated Guidokiller!

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Posted 23 February 2003 - 03:49 AM

Now its getting personal lol...read this crap from cl**it*p.c*m...................................It has been brought to my attention that other clubbing website are slandering us to our Spokesmodels and to other acquaintance in the industry. It has also been brought to my attention that other clubbing message boards have posted negative remarks about us in a derogatory way. Also people have been posting under our names posing as us trying to start trouble. We will not retaliate nor fight back because, We are not another clubbing website. We are cl**it*p.c*m and Are in the business to Entertain our fans and to make money.

First off let me say we are a professional business running a Limited Liability corporation. We do not need to talk trash about our Competition and we pride ourselves in being pioneers in the clubbing industry. We do not have any problems with other clubbing sites like Njguido or Njnycafterhours or eathotdogs. I actually had the pleasure of meeting the fellows who run these sites and I respect them for what they do. I met Njguido Anthony the Moo at Voce and had the pleasure of hearing him spin and he is a great DJ and I wish him the best of luck. Jerry c from Njnycafterhours is a respectable individual with whom I met at Voce too. I like that fact that he was respectable enough not to talk trash about us and even defend us on his own Clubbing message board. I met Cozzi from the EHD crew at L?arcata one night and wished him the best of luck on his website and I found it quite amusing in a good way. I like the job they did with the old intro in the about us page. The only person I had a personal problem with was Mr. Slippery from EHD because he was talking trash about us on our way out of Cherri and I let it go until he started making personal attacks against me. But I was the BIGGER man and Let it go.

With all business small and Corporate there will always be a completion and to this we say welcome in to Corporate America because with out completion there would be a monopoly. So with this in mind we say Gentlemen of other Clubbing websites Good luck and may you be successful.

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Guidokiller come back, grandson misses you

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Posted 23 February 2003 - 04:36 AM

"limited liability corporation,"...........like u know what that means???? u f**ckin stupid idiots.......u just tryin to sound smart. i'd bet my life that u have no clue what that means..........bitch

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Posted 23 February 2003 - 01:44 PM

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look at these jackoffs!!!!


BUMP it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of k?

#90 Guido Garducci

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Posted 23 February 2003 - 02:35 PM

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I heard this is illegal in 27 states.

(give credit to Vixen for this one) :drink11:

#91 Guido Garducci

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 12:06 AM

we gotta keep this one going.............

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 12:52 AM

I think I just woke up the neighborhood laughing so hard...

cl**it*p.c*m - where we give retards the cameras

I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model


Happy BDY to a True Icon

You are the MJ of this board

You changed the way people posted, U influenced more posters then any other

you paved the way for all of us

You broke the sterotype for a poster on a club board

We are all forever greatful to have posted with u

May u stay on top for another 50 years


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Posted 24 February 2003 - 12:56 AM

This guy at cl**it*p.c*m is a regular Bill Shakespeare with this literary gem...

"It has also been brought to my attention that other clubbing message boards have posted negative remarks about us in a derogatory way."

I often post POSITIVE remarks in a derogatory way, so I dunno what you are talking about, blubberlips.

I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model


Happy BDY to a True Icon

You are the MJ of this board

You changed the way people posted, U influenced more posters then any other

you paved the way for all of us

You broke the sterotype for a poster on a club board

We are all forever greatful to have posted with u

May u stay on top for another 50 years


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#94 GuidoKiller

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 09:21 AM

Holy Crap. 1300 views courtesy of one Alabama Blacksnake.
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Posted 24 February 2003 - 02:25 PM

I just looked at cl**it*p for the first time. Holy shit, I thought you people were the stupidest group of dumb shits I've ever run across, but then I get deafend by the sucking sound emanating from the blackhole of thought that is... cl**it*p.

For anyone who works for cl**it*p, or has a tattoo of cl**it*p, or is that Grandson dude who might be reading this, I am an impartial hatter who does not speak for NJGuido, or anyone affiliated with this site.

#96 i love dbol

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 02:28 PM

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look at these jackoffs!!!!


BUMP it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of k?

i don't care what anyone says, but that girl all the way on the left is slamming and looks like she knows how to party.

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 02:32 PM

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look at these jackoffs!!!!    


BUMP it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      of k?

i don't care what anyone says, but that girl all the way on the left is slamming and looks like she knows how to party.

She may be an attractive party girl, but her fatal flaw is that she hangs out with utter Dusche Bags. I guarantee a five minute car ride with that chick would end with you steering off of a bridge or into a building or something.

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 02:34 PM

She may be an attractive party girl, but her fatal flaw is that she hangs out with utter Dusche Bags. I guarantee a five minute car ride with that chick would end with you steering off of a bridge or into a building or something.

:drink11: :D :D

hopefully i wouldn't take any longer than 5 minutes of her time.

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 02:42 PM

GuidoKiller gotta tell you very creative you are. Thats some funny shit.

#100 Bryce_Paradyce

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 06:38 PM

Keep this thread alive. Need more...

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 07:01 PM

funniest thread ever!!

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 11:46 PM

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I heard this is illegal in 27 states.

(give credit to Vixen for this one) :P

Dirty Dancing 2, anyone?


Thanks GG, for the props.

Keep it going!


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Posted 25 February 2003 - 03:09 AM

OMG ... These are some of the funniest posts i have ever read LMAO :allhappy: :allhappy:

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Posted 25 February 2003 - 09:28 AM

I honestly can't do this picture justice by writing something funny. Just look at it. What the fuck.

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Posted 25 February 2003 - 10:09 AM

Do I laugh or cry???? These are pretty funny...
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If it means that much, and you can't walk away, it does really matter....

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Because I say it's true, only make it matter between me and you....

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