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#36 Guido Garducci

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 06:25 PM

Hey dont disrespect Breakin, that was a classic. Ozone and Turbo were the shit. The sequel sucked though, Breakin2:Electric Boogaloo. WORD LIFE!

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 06:27 PM

You know I appreciate bringing this gem back!

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#38 Guido Garducci

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 06:35 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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I know, this still cracks me up!
;) :lol:

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 06:44 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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I know, this still cracks me up!
;) :lol:

I still can't get over the "alabama blacksnake" comment
a classic pigheaded racist guido remark-->yet still fuckin' hilarious :)

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 06:47 PM

i see some of these U.N.G's when i gout, and start LMAO when i see them "chillin" i bet they have no idea at that they are the laughing stock of our little community :allhappy:

#41 Guido Garducci

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 07:07 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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I know, this still cracks me up!
;) :lol:

C'mon guys keep this in rotation

:) :P :D :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 07:09 PM

methinks these should be made into calendars... with captions of course :lol:

grandpa-tattoo-person could be for february :)

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nothing to see here folks... keep moving.

#43 Guido Garducci

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 07:12 PM

I never really believed their was a blue oyster club until I saw these pics

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 07:14 PM

blue oyster club[cue the tango music]
LMFAO!

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 08:18 PM

I never really believed their was a blue oyster club until I saw these pics

:diesel:

yes aka metro, don't you go there?

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Posted 18 February 2003 - 10:05 AM

There has gotta be more to this thread...lets milk it like Z-100 milks a pop song!

I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model


Happy BDY to a True Icon

You are the MJ of this board

You changed the way people posted, U influenced more posters then any other

you paved the way for all of us

You broke the sterotype for a poster on a club board

We are all forever greatful to have posted with u

May u stay on top for another 50 years


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#47 mellie24

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Posted 18 February 2003 - 03:10 PM

i think its cute when guys hug each other at clubs :makeout:

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#48 VinnyBoomBots

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Posted 18 February 2003 - 03:12 PM

i think its cute when guys hug each other at clubs :makeout:

I think your cute! :inlove2:

#49 Guido Garducci

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Posted 18 February 2003 - 03:17 PM

hey Vin welcome back

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Posted 18 February 2003 - 03:20 PM

hey Vin welcome back

sup mang?

the postwhore's return :makeout:

#51 Guido Garducci

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Posted 18 February 2003 - 03:22 PM

Yes its come down to this, im a whore

:makeout: :allhappy:

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Posted 18 February 2003 - 04:55 PM

Keep this post going

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Posted 18 February 2003 - 09:56 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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I know, this still cracks me up!
:partycrew: :partycrew:

Keep this one in the rotation people!
:clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 19 February 2003 - 03:56 PM

5. Another way to make friends is by playing "Guido Twister". Instead of placing your hands on colored dots, you place them on your buddies shoulders, neck, and for extra bonus points caress his love handles. Only rule is, GUYS ONLY.

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#55 VinnyBoomBots

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Posted 19 February 2003 - 03:59 PM

do you collect these flix or sumthin'?
;) :love1: :love1:

#56 Guido Garducci

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Posted 19 February 2003 - 04:00 PM

YES! The legend returns

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Posted 19 February 2003 - 04:26 PM

This girl needs to take some lessons from the guys on how to pluck her eyebrows.

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Posted 20 February 2003 - 12:38 PM

Tonight's Dinner Special:

Guido Sandwich with a side of Fag Sauce.

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Posted 20 February 2003 - 01:46 PM

Tonight's Dinner Special:

Guido Sandwich with a side of Fag Sauce.

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With Captain Sweaty Pits as a special guest

I don't care what the others say...U R a Role Model


Happy BDY to a True Icon

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We are all forever greatful to have posted with u

May u stay on top for another 50 years


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#60 Guido Garducci

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Posted 20 February 2003 - 01:48 PM

This girl needs to take some lessons from the guys on how to pluck her eyebrows.

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That girl with the eyebrows has to be the ugliest chick in NJ, or to quote Simon, the world.

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Posted 20 February 2003 - 01:51 PM

Tonight's Dinner Special:

Guido Sandwich with a side of Fag Sauce.

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With Captain Sweaty Pits as a special guest

how does this happen? dont people wear deodorant with anti-perspirant.

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Posted 20 February 2003 - 01:59 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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You're friggin funny dude! :P

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Posted 20 February 2003 - 02:02 PM

Don't people look at the clothes before they buy them? How can anyone be so gay without actually being hip deep in some dude's ass? Does the guy on the right feel left out? The anti-perspirant question is way down the list when it comes to these three Jackoffs.

#64 Guido Garducci

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Posted 20 February 2003 - 02:09 PM

Tonight's Dinner Special:

Guido Sandwich with a side of Fag Sauce.

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Take a look at where the guys hand is on the middle. I think he's grabbing the brachiole.

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Posted 20 February 2003 - 02:42 PM

you think when they lay in bed at nite spooning each other they talk about how great the nite was and how they enjoyed taking pictures of giving each other reach arounds?

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Posted 21 February 2003 - 08:03 PM

Tonight's Dinner Special:

Guido Sandwich with a side of Fag Sauce.

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Take a look at where the guys hand is on the middle. I think he's grabbing the brachiole.

The guy on the right is trying to forget how Irish he is, and how guido he really isn't.
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#67 Guido Garducci

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Posted 21 February 2003 - 10:52 PM

Tonight's Dinner Special:

Guido Sandwich with a side of Fag Sauce.

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Take a look at where the guys hand is on the middle. I think he's grabbing the brachiole.

The guy on the right is trying to forget how Irish he is, and how guido he really isn't.

Vixen how you doin? hit me up with a PM

#68 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 02:20 PM

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UP, UP, AND AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

#69 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 02:23 PM

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This girl cant get enough of that alabam blacksnake.

Damn guidokiller was right, cl**it*p.c*m is great for this shit

#70 Guido Garducci

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Posted 22 February 2003 - 02:33 PM

http://www.clubitup....60-6065_IMG.jpg

This pic is so lame that it deserves some type of comment but im at a loss for words.




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