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#1 GuidoKiller

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 01:42 PM

1. Make sure you have your arm over his shoulder, and pull him close so your ears touch. (Also make an idiotic expression like you have no clue, for added effect)

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 01:48 PM

something tells me this thread is gonna make me piss myself

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 01:49 PM

If you add that pic to your signature with the other two, I think the FCC will shut this site down. I think those guys are grabbing each other's hogs below the picture.

If you do feel the need to add that pic, at least photoship a heart around their heads, crop out the background dorks and put in a caption like "Me N' my boo at Metro 2-14-03"

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 01:50 PM

i wonder if those guys rub each other down with baby oil and shave each others arms before they go out

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 01:52 PM

2. Placing the hand on the small of your friend's shirtless back is also acceptable. (Stupid expression on face also applies here)

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 02:00 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 02:02 PM

BWWAAAAAAHHHAAAAHAH

I'm just trying to get my #of posts over 100 so I can be "In the Scene" and have a legitimate suicide excuse.

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 02:16 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

:makeout:

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 02:25 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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this post alone is a credit to pure genius.


well done

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 02:43 PM

This must be torture for this fat guy. Not because she is hot and he probably hasn't humped in a long time.....but because he probably wants to eat her.


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Posted 14 February 2003 - 03:01 PM

3. Sometimes you will be challenged by another Guido to a fag-tastic pose off. Regardless of who wins, be sure to hug each other afterwards.

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 03:27 PM

Man you guys have to be the funniest people I ever came across. Where you come up with this shit is the best. I just hope none of you come across a pic of me, because I sure hate to be the center of all your jokes!!

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 04:29 PM

The 41st Annual DoucheBag Convention. With Special Guest "Arab Guy with Bangs."

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 06:09 PM

Fuckin' amazing...

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Posted 15 February 2003 - 08:35 AM

LMAO , Great work Guido Killer!
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Posted 15 February 2003 - 11:15 AM

Guidokiller keep it up and add some more. This shit is great.

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Posted 15 February 2003 - 03:40 PM

Oh my god.....killin time before my flight home from a bad business trip and you guys brought a smile back to my face. Too f'n funny!!!!

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Posted 15 February 2003 - 08:36 PM

This might be the funniest shit I've ever seen. Please do more!!

Some thoughts.......

Picture #2 That black guy, wasn't he in "Save The Last Dance" with Julia Stiles???


Picture #3 Apparently, Grandson has some really fresh moves, b/c Blondie's holding on to her wig!

Picture #4 You're kidding me, right? This guy smokes?!
And how did the guy in the white shirt get off scot-free?



Picture #5 I think this is a tag-team pose-off...see the two other guys waiting to be tagged in?

Picture#6 Arab with bangs.......I'm pretty sure I made him eyegalsses last week. You just don't forget a guy with bangs wearing a shirt you donated to goodwill 5 years ago.



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Posted 15 February 2003 - 08:44 PM

The 41st Annual DoucheBag Convention. With Special Guest "Arab Guy with Bangs."

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Bin Laden's got bangs now too. They're all doing it...

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Posted 15 February 2003 - 08:46 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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LMFAO :unsure:

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Posted 15 February 2003 - 09:36 PM

Bin Laden's got bangs now too. They're all doing it...

you bang, i bang, she bang, he bang...

we all Bang Bang!!!




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ok... that is my cheezoid cyberpun for this year..

now... back to our programme

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nothing to see here folks... keep moving.

#22 Guido Garducci

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 03:02 PM

I had too bring this thread back into heavy rotation, its too funny.

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 03:43 PM

BWWAAAAAAHHHAAAAHAH

I'm just trying to get my #of posts over 100 so I can be "In the Scene" and have a legitimate suicide excuse.

I hear ya

#24 Guido Garducci

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 03:44 PM

I know Grandpa is looking down on me from heaven right now and hoping I give this white chick a taste of Alabama Blacksnake.

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LMFAO :lol:

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This is quite possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen
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Posted 17 February 2003 - 03:59 PM

:lol: :drink7: :wow: :violent4: :violent1: :wow: :wow: :violent1:

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 03:59 PM

The 41st Annual DoucheBag Convention.  With Special Guest "Arab Guy with Bangs."

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Bin Laden's got bangs now too. They're all doing it...

I think this guy works at the drive thru at the mcdonalds on fischer blvd.

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 04:09 PM

which one are you talking about?
i know the sand nigga works at the sunoco
down that block from me!
GROOKIES!

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 04:11 PM

He must need 2 jobs to pay for his flying magic carpet

ROOKIE!
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Posted 17 February 2003 - 04:12 PM

truthfully they gotta be the some biggest queers i've seen in all of these pics!

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 04:15 PM

Nothin is funnier than the Alabama blacksnake. Nothing.
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#31 Guido Garducci

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 04:16 PM

3. Sometimes you will be challenged by another Guido to a fag-tastic pose off. Regardless of who wins, be sure to hug each other afterwards.

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Even though this is pretty close
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Posted 17 February 2003 - 04:16 PM

icy stuntaz!
omg the guy in your pic looks like hes goin to drop dead!
and the other guy looks like hes goin to house him!
JUST FACE IT YOUR ALL GROOKIES!

#33 Guido Garducci

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 04:18 PM

Nah i have to disagree with you there. Guidokillers pictures were funny and made me laugh, while the stuntaz pictures were pathetic because they actually put them up by themselves and didnt find them funny.
mad1 mad1

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 06:10 PM

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Can someone tell me where this group of people came from? Can they please stop going to Metro??? It's turning into that movie from 1983.. Breakin

Next time you guys come to Metro bring your damn cardboard and spin on your head in the parking lot

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 06:14 PM

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